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An
surd and a friend are sitting in a cinema. Just before the break
they see a cactus and in some distance a cowboy. During the break the
friend says to the surd: "I bet the cowboy will ride into the cactus."
The surd answers:"I do not believe that." They agree that the
looser invites the winner to a bottle of wine after the film. It turns
out that the friend wins. So after the film they drink together the bottle
of wine in a restaurant near the cinema. Then the friend says: "I
must confess that the bet was not fair. I saw the film for the second
time." The surd replies: "And I saw it for the fourth time,
but I did not think that this fool rides into the cactus again."
A
surd goes to a barber shop wearing walkman headphones. He tells the
hairdresser: "Dress my hair please, but do not remove the headphones."
The hairdresser does his job but needs to get under the headphones to
finish his work. He removes the headphones thinking that the surd will
never even notice The surd falls to the floor, chokes, turns blue and
dies. The hairdresser picks up the headphones to see what he was listening
to and hears: "Breath In, Breath Out, Breath In, Breath Out"
You can be sure it is a sardarji when somebody:
Sends a fax with a stamp on it.
Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead,
Boards another bus in extreme hurry and upon seeing it is a 23C cut (\) service, promptly gets down thinking that
the bus route is cancelled.
Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", he turned around and went home.
Got locked in Furniture Shop and slept on the floor.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put Sagittarius."
Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Studies for a blood test and fails.
Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
tries to drown a fish.
If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
Thinks socialism means partying. over a cordless phone.
Invents a solar powered flashlight.
Sells the car for gas money.
Hears 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
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