jokes 9

                                   Sardar's and Jurassic Park

This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the

Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when

his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar

kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" (What Sardarji? Are you afraid

of the cinema?).Sardarji replies "Aadmi

hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar

hai, usko kya pata "( I am an intelligent(?) man, I know it is a

movie, but does that animal know?)

Malayalee's confusion

Once, in a village in Kerala, there lived two identical brothers. They looked very much alike in every respect and the villagers often had trouble distinguishing between them.

Unfortunately, one of them died. Sankaran Kutti, our hero, decided to visit the grief-stricken family and console them. Now, there was a problem. Sankaran was not sure which of the brothers had died.

Our ever-resourceful hero solved the problem ingeniously. He walked upto the surviving sibling and asked amidst tears -

"Is it you who is dead or is it your Brother ?"

Sardar takes xerox

   6.   Do u know what surdarji will do if he wants a white paper

   ? (he

   already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a Xerox of

   the white paper !!!