Delhi Jokes

             DTC Jokes

From: Podury Satyanarayana (dakshin@netcom.com)

          My wife narrated this one.  And even though I thought it was

very funny, I had to cluck my tongue and say "how dare he...?"

          Well, she and few of her friends were travelling on DTC one day.

As usual, the bus was packed. And these guys were occupying

the ladies seats. Well, my wife, being a woman of a strong

will, asked one of the guys sitting in a ladies seat:

Bhai, yeh ladies seat hai. Ooper likha hai, dikhai nahi

deta?

         To which he replied, "to jahaan likha hai, wahin baitth jao"!!

From: Montek Singh (montek@news.cs.columbia.edu)

        Hi guys, this is a real one.

        There was this phirang guy we knew who was visiting Delhi.  Being a newbie, he

was advised by everyone against travelling by DTC.  However, adventurous as he

was, he boarded a DTC bus one day and much to his consternation, noticed the

following on the back of the seat:

Look under your seat

There WOULD be a bomb

Raise Alarm

Earn AWARD

       This was his first ever DTC ride, and needless to say, his last one!

From: Puneet Sharma (puneetsh@girtab.usc.edu)

           Before it was called DTC it was called as DTU(Delhi Traffic Union)

but was popularly known as DTU(Don't Trust Us).

          Also in DTC, DMS goes for free, no tickets. DMS stands not for

Delhi Milk Scheme but for Dhaka Mukki Staff..

DTC: Delhiwaaloonki Tangentoodo Corporation