Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the
Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The
judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission .
He who captures an adult LIon and brings it back alive in the fastest
time will be adjudged the best .
First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half
an hour with a Lion all tied up .
Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up
lion .
Lastly the sardar brigade goes in . 15 minutes , half an hour , one
hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis .The judges give up and decide
to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching ,
they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree . The sardarjis
have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu
sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You @#$%@!
You are a lion)
Movie on Gavaskar
When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie,
in Australia called "Gavaskar", he is very happy. He plans to watch it and gets a ticket for Australia at once.
With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket and very
happily he goes to see the movie. But when he comes out of the cinema he
is very angry!
He goes straight to the director of the movie and says,
"What do you mean by this? You named your movie 'Gavaskar', but
didnt show anything about me in it!".
The director of the movie laughs and says,
"So now you understand the problem? You people too made a movie
called 'Border', but did you show anything about Allan Border in it?"
