College Jokes:
From: Agastya Kohli (kohlaga@minna.acc.iit.edu)
Three things come to mind from St. Stephens College, New Delhi.
1. Step-Hens college!
2. One of the things fatchhas in Hindu College were made to say during ragging:
"Stephens girao, Mandir Banao."
3. Wilson Public School....????? :) (BTW. Stephen's princi was Anil Wilson).
Why is it that some people have this incredible urge to let others know what
crapheads they are by recycling the same old disgusting, offensive garbage
again and again!!! Get a life!!!
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From: WMUM-IS-Karmarkar S <smruti@wr.cgl.co.in>
To: 'nukkad-list@mumbai-central.com' <nukkad-list@mumbai-central.com>
Date: Friday, 21 August 1998 4:11
Subject: [nukkad] FW: surd jokes
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>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: WMUM-PS-Karmarkar MS
>> Sent: Thursday, August 20, 1998 09:37 AM
>> To: WMUM-IS-Karmarkar S
>> Subject: surd jokes
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>> AT INDO-PAK WAR
>> Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and
>> capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout
>> was
>> crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it containe all the defence
>> secrets. The pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had
>> thought
>> that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps
>> Cptn.Jasvinder Singh wearing a Maachardani!(mosquito net) He Pulls out
>> his
>> A-k 47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis run off quickly. The
>> next
>> day Jasvinder Singh gets a medal. His freinds ask him" Yaar thu
>> maachar
>> daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?"( dear why did you go to war wearing the
>> Mosquito net?)
>>
>> Jasvinder replies"Maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar
>> maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi?( Mosquito net is
>> so
>> thin & even mosquito's cannot get in,how do the big billets get in ?).
>> In the following war Jasvinder Singh retires and his son Pradeep Singh
>> (NO
>> ASSUMPTIONS PLEASE) joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding
>> the
>> Gurudwara hideout, the sikhs again think they'v lostthe war but out
>> of the
>> bushes erupts Pradeep Singh wearning
>> nothing he tries do shoo away the pakistanis like his father did but
>> instead gets shot.In the hospital his friends tell him "aare yaar,
>> therre
>> bap me tho itni aakall thi ki vo maachar daani pehin ke gaya tha,
>> aaur tu
>> , nunga chale gaya"
>> ("dear friend your father went to war with the mosquito net on
>> but you went with no dress at all")
>> Pradeep Singh replies"aare yaar main tho odomos laaga ke gaya
>> tha"!( dear friends I went out with ODOMOS( mosquito repellant cream)
>> all on me"!)
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