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| 1.Two Sardarji's were playing chess.Two of their
brothers came and said,"Chaal Doubles Khelte Hai." 2. This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs and approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata " 3.Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun" 4. Do u know What Surdarji will do after taking Xerox ? He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes!! 5. Do u know what surdarji will do if he wants a white paper ? (he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a Xerox of the white paper!!! 6.Surd was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When Surd returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" Surd nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from skipping." |
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