Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a

>> pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears.

>> Finally  a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and

>> watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its

>> legs

>> and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"

>>

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>>  Sardarji calls Air India."How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"

>> "

>> Just a sec," says the rep.

>> "Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.

>>

>> *******************************************************************

>>

>> Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a

>> Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on

>> the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll

>> go get a ladder."

>> The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for

>> several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next day the

>> Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks

>> him

>> to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a

>> ladder."

>> The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.

>> This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

>>

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>>

>>  Sardarji is sitting on a tree branch and sawing it. A passerby

>> warns him "Sardarji, you're gonna fall down!"

>> "Hardly," says he and falls. Then he looks after the passer-by

>> and mumbles "Must have been a wizard."

>>

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>>

>> Two Sardarjis are in a railway station.

>> "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" asks the first. " No,"

>> answers the Railway man.

>> "Can I?" asks the second Sardarji.