Two sardarjis walked toward each other on a country road. One carried a burlap bag over his shoulder. "Hey Bhai," first sardarji drawled, "what's in the bag?" Chickens," was the reply. "If I guess how many, can I have one?" "You can have both of them." "OK," first sardarji said. "Five."

Banta Singh was shifting his residence. He was packing his belongings. By midnight he was too tired and dozed off with the house door open. A sound woke him up. A thief was packing valuables. Banta Singh found it very amusing; the thief was doing the job for him! "When this smart guy finishes packing, I will catch him". Banta was a hefty guy; so when the burglar finished packing, Banta Singh jumped on him and tied him up. Then he went to the police station and reported the matter. "What did you do to the thief"? "I tied his hands; you come and collect him". "I hope you tied his legs too". Banta Singh felt a cold feeling in his spine; he had forgotten about the legs. He sat down for a while. Then he cheered up and said, "Inspector Sab, the thief, he will still be there". "How do you know"? "Well, that fellow is also a Sardarji"

Khalistan Jokes:

Khalistan National Bird: Tandoori Chicken. International Airline: Kitthe Pacific National Airline: Itthe Pacific. National Anthem: Stena guna mana . National Taxi Service: Kar Seva National song: Bande marte hum Female terrorist: Hard Kaur. National dish: AKALI DAAL Sikh scuba diver: JULLUNDER SINGH. Better adapted sikh diver: JULLUNDER SINGH GILL.

Once Banta Singh goes to a Doctor : Banta: Doctor, I've pain in my ass Doctor wears a glove and put one finger inside his ass and asked "HERE" Banta : No, Slightly above it. Doctor put his whole palm inside him, touched somewhere and asked again " HERE" Banta : No, slightly above it. Now Doctor gets irritated and put his full hand inside him and asked "HERE" Banta : No, slightly above it. Now, Doctor on his extremes shouts Idiot Sardar, Tonsil ke dard to Gaand ka dard Batata hai.( You are calling Tonsil pain as assache)

There are a large group of surd people in a bar and they are having a celebration. Another man walks into the bar and sees the celebration and asks why all the surd people are celebrating. One of the surds says: "We had just solved a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle within six hours." The man says: "I am sorry.I do not see what the big deal is. The surd replies: "On the box it says 'from 3 to 5 years'."