are all in the mSanta Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. Itread "Parne wala gadha". Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased and wrote back "likhene waala gadha"

Santa Singh and Banta Singh are sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny walker when Banta Singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As hewas getting up to talk to her The Bar t ender said "Hey don't worry about her, She is lesbian!" Banta Singh "Lesbian or no lesbian, they all fell flat in front on my carm" and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he said "Where exactly in Lesbia, you from?

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees , the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. On reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues command "Rubi ! "Woof" ( its the barking sound ) "Pres the red button." "Wof! Woof!" "Mti !" "oof!" Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

Two Sardarjis are on a railway station. "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" asks the first. "No," answers the Railroad man "Can I?" asks the second Sardarji

There were three guys, a surd, an Italian, and a Jewish guy. They all worked together at a factory. Everyday they notice that their boss leaves work a littleearly. So one day hey meet together and say that today when the boss leaes, they'll all leave early too. The boss left and so did they. The Jewish guy ges home and goes to rest so he can get an early start. The Italian guy goes home nd cooks dinner. Our Banta goes home and walks to his bedroom. He opensthe door slowly and sees his wife in bed with his boss! He shuts the door nd leaves. The next day the Italian and Jewish guys are talking and plan to go hme early again. They ask Banta if he wants to leave early again and he say,"no." Thy ask him why not and he said, "because yesterday I almost got caught!"

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