Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh
wassinging a song. After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down
and started singing again.

Banta Singh : "oye Santa, tujhe kya ho gaya? ulta kyoN latak raha
hai?(Whyare you hanging upside down.)

Santa Singh : oye! kuchch nahi yaarr! mai B side gaa raha hooN!
Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked
himwhat ad happened to his ears and he answered,
"mai shirt iron kar raha tha. jab phone bhaji, maine galti se ron ko ta
kar kaan par rak liye!"
"hey bhagwaan!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "par .. tera doosra
kaan bhi kyoN laal haiN?"
Santa replies "Saale ne phir dubaara kaal kiya"

A sardar sees lota guys running on the highway.
Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are
doing.
The bystander : Marathon race chal rahi hai
Sardar : Usse kya milega ?

Bystander : Jeetne wale to prize milega

Sardar : To baki log kyo bhag rahe hai ? idle