>>
>> Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents
>> and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing
>> the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and
>> disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets
>> very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains
>> persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his
>> hand. He is very kind and not going for the blood shed still
>> wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby
>> and
>> says "so ja machchar, bete so ja
>>
>> (Goto sleep, O dear mosquito, goto sleep)". After some time he
>> finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he
>> goes
>> near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."
>>
>> *******************************************************************
>>
>> DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
>>
>> Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to
>> get into a double-decker bus.Santa Singh somehow managed to get a
>> bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
>>
>> After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see
>> friend Bannta Singh.
>>
>> He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with
>> both hands, scared to death. He says, "Are Banta Singh ! What the
>> heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride
>> down there ?
>> Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"
>>
>> *******************************************************************
>>
>>
>> SURD IN TRAIN
>>
>> A sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge
>> to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door,
>> which
>> happens to have a mirror in the front.The sardar thinks
>> there is another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and
>> returns to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find
>> the same sardar bhaiwaal. An hour passes away, he's made 20 trips to
>> the
>> bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there.So he
>> finally gets ticked off, goes to the last compartment and tells the TC
>> (Ticket Checker) what's been going on. The TC, which also happens to
>> be a
>> sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out.
>> The TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to
>> get the resident bhaiwaal out. Few minutes later the TC comes back and
>> tell
>> the sardar "I'm sorry,I can't do anything. The guy in there is a
>> railway
>> staff member".
>>
>> *******************************************************************
>> Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer
>> space.
>> The ground control issues commands
>> "Rubi!"
>> "Woof!" ( its the barking sound )
>> "Press the red button."
>> "Woof! Woof!"
>> "Moti!"
>> "Woof!"
>> "Press the white button."
>> "Woof! Woof!"
>> "Sardarji!"
>> "Woof."
>> "Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"
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